Wednesday, May 16, 2007

中環搵食

下班時,在中銀大厦門口,看見一名短髮,昂藏六尺的男子漢,一開口便問我:
"先生,請問你懂不懂普通話。"

瞄了他一眼後,我不禁心下嘆氣,不過仍然死心不息地回答:
"啊。你是不是要問路呀?"

"是這樣,我是從上海過來公幹,但有點不順利,所以..."

唉,果然不出所料,我想在庶打花園附近,這是我碰到第四、五個用同一藉口來問路人借錢的大陸人。

問題一:點解會系‧一‧模.一.樣‧的藉口呢?都是來公幹,錢花光了之類。慨然來到香港搵食,又點可以這樣沒有創意呢?

問題二:點解唔學下廣東話或英語呢?至少你可以擴大你的customer base,不只單target能聽懂普通話的人,鬼佬,呀婆,師拉都能成為你的目標啦。

問題三:點解會在中環下手呢?或者白領的出手比較濶卓吧,但我懷疑成功率真的有多少?

同場加映:
- 在Citibank大厦門口,見過有位"呀差"話同你睇相,好似仲識變魔術,叫將你d錢比佢轉運。
- 多於一名類似和尚的人物,時常在花園道,長江大厦左近徘徊,專門向外藉人仕埋手,化緣掛?

不知他們若互相碰面時,情況會系點呢?是否會點過頭,笑一下,有番d professional courtesy呢? 這個夏天,中環真系熱鬧。

4 comments:

梁巔巔 said...

"不知他們若互相碰面時,情況會系點呢?是否會點過頭,笑一下,有番d professional courtesy呢? 這個夏天,中環真系熱鬧。"

ahhahahahahaha!!!!! 精彩! 正呀!!!

千王會!

atlas said...

看来香港的诈骗集团不如台湾来的有创意

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