Thursday, November 15, 2007

八寶鴨



上兩周跟zz和v到牛記午膳,沿途經過威靈頓街的蓮香樓,zz提到這裏的八寶鴨出名味美,有機會應來一試。當然zz身為ceo的高級行政助理,立即坐言起行,正如要追要放要沽要持絕不手軟,很快便召集各方好友,準備大快朵頤一頓。

前一排我們還提到有網友有興趣和我們一起晚宴,不過自"Polly事件"曝光之後,似乎網友的興趣開始大減,相信真的有不少人會打起退堂鼓。就當晚所見,自稱火車頭Thomas的西先生,一心滿懷希望與女網友會面,想是見到仍還是我們幾位舊人,真是有點鬱鬱寡歡,伊人獨憔悴的感覺...

(是否有點想吐的感覺? 但千其唔好嘔住...!!! 等你見埋隻八寶鴨都未遲。唉。)

為免網友對自稱火車頭Thomas的西先生再次扣分,有提議改稱西先生為T西,希望對他的形像有改觀。

當然,撻著引擎之後的西先生,又是另一翻光景...

西先生對zz:"喂你化個紙扎的裝,一陣幫你扲去燒..."

西先生對v:"呢排系咪肥左,冇左d少女感覺"

西先生對 x:"...你遲d可以放入焚化爐”

T西對ca:" ... "

(當然,當今世上,又有誰敢對ca無禮呢?)

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除了八寶鴨之外,我們當晚點的菜,包括:
(散散地的)琵琶豆腐 
(不過不失)南乳齌菜煲
(五個人只有四隻...咩事?)豉油王炒大蝦
(兩蚊半肥瘦)丫燒例牌

駛名中外的八寶鴨,究竟如何吸引人呢,可以從它的配料看出:
鴨肉‧蓮子‧瘦肉‧蓮子‧蛋黃‧蓮子‧竹筍‧蓮子‧青豆‧蓮子‧香菇‧蓮子‧不等...

請問,各位聰明的同學,what's wrong with this picture?

我想說,如果閣下很喜歡很喜歡很喜歡吃蓮子的話,真系會覺得碟八寶鴨好好食囉... 

整碟八寶鴨給我的感覺,像是一大堆蓮子,伴著不同深棕色的肉碎...實在分不清什麼肉類的味道。看到在坐的的人不期然地把眉頭皺起,我相信覺得”難攪”的,不只得我一個。

不過,經此一役後,我肯定在我們當中:

從。來。沒。人。吃。過。蓮。香。樓。的。八。寶。鴨。

當侍應過來幫我們收拾的時候,西先生忍不住叫那位啊叔,"你可以將我地食剩果碟鴨,減落去下一碟的八寶鴨到..."

(想落我地碟8寶鴨,也有機會是上手的殘餘...哇好可怕啊!!)

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關於把這個冬季在歐洲最前衛的毛毛Prada袋,被揶揄為一頭金毛尋回犬的故事,也只有西先生可以想像得到。

雖然zz已經詳盡地描述西先生的揶揄,畢竟這是全晚最精彩的比喻。若不經他一說,我也不會為意兩者的相像...。謝謝火車頭Thomas西先生,給我們帶來歡樂。

zz的金毛尋回犬袋袋


21 comments:

zz said...

後來他又問我,清明或重陽的日子,我會否感到好驚(!).咩事先?!

Anonymous said...

畫功唔錯,己有神髓!

Anonymous said...

Polly小姐單野,真係太無口德啦。

西先生應該都無機會見到女網友。

ball said...

晝得幾似喎.善哉。善哉。熊人同龍貓都可以做背囊啦!!! zz: 何解"其實,自稱火車頭Thomas的西先生,與Polly不正是一對嗎?"

yuyu said...

zz的Prada金毛好似酒店bell boy~~

Anonymous said...

Polly 好慘!!! 請zz唔好再寫人家了。

Anonymous said...

我都覺得 POLLY 好慘...再怎樣說...都不應該這樣寫人...設身處地想想...當時人內心一定會好hurt...zz也要想想別人感受...

Anonymous said...

上面說得對﹐請放過Polly吧﹐如果你真當她是朋友的話。

我們都知道zz和西先生其實是在說笑﹐但今次真的是過火了。

Yun said...

我都覺得那是一個怪袋……

Anonymous said...

「用愛心,說誠實話」。我好喜歡的一個兒科心理醫生,陳嘉璐女士曾不下一次如此說過。把將說出口的言詞,過一過濾,別人弄的那盤意大利麵不好吃,就說配菜弄得不錯;那套上衣不好看嗎,說它的顏色特別也可以。我們盡量挑些正面的話,去回應別人提問。


知易行難。希望多此人可以身體力行做得到,令世界多些温柔、多些愛。

Anonymous said...

其實你一直寫得幾好睇,不過而家風格成日抄zz就變得好麻麻

Anonymous said...

這個先最難頂:

<說回與V小姐散步時的對話。我問她,若你是個男的,你會喜歡「Polly」嗎?

V小姐:……(猶豫了一陣子)……會既,如果我經歷了一個滔天的巨災,例如IFC塌下來而死不去,之後又癌症了十次但可以治療好,再因為身邊的至親全在一天裡發生了不幸的事,讓我看化了……我想那時候,我是會與她一起的。>

真係好誠實囉!

Anonymous said...

>>其實你一直寫得幾好睇,不過而家風格成日抄zz就變得好麻麻

我又不太覺得xavier的風格抄zz吧?
另一位頗出名的女blogger最近的風格才轉得還要明顯, 但可能性格問題, 抄還抄, 始終是抄得太著跡, 太突兀了

Anonymous said...

我同你一樣都唔覺xavier抄zz喎,只係明顯見到xavier先生近日心情好靚,無估錯應該係好事近,可能係咁所以寫多左生活野rather than電視電影睇波,所以俾人感覺變左!不過我本人其實鍾意睇佢寫電影電視野多d...

>>頗出名的女blogger最近的風格才轉得還要明顯, 但可能性格問題, 抄還抄, 始終是抄得太著跡, 太突兀了

strongly agree!!

Anonymous said...

邊個邊個? 等我都去88!

冬冬 said...

實在有太多所謂“頗出名”的女blogger﹐blog界咁大﹐何謂出名?

係blogger.com出名﹐唔代表係mysinablog或yahoo blog出名﹐係mysinablog出名﹐仲有千千萬萬既xanga仔仔囡囡唔知你係乜水。

梁巔巔 said...

Xavier 兄, 你..... 你令我對八寶鴨冇咗憧景, 徹底失望.... 仲想嘔!!!!!

:(

Xavier said...

梁兄,

sorry呀,不過當日在場人仕均對些鴨頗感失望...

cheers,
:)

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